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Kentucky Fried Girlfriend

Dear KFC, My name is Peter Valchek. You don’t know me, but I sure as fuck know you. I have loved your chicken for years. Your chicken is the most beautiful thing I have ever known, and the Colonel does not deserve her. That’s right.

Posted bybernardsbarnesMay 24, 2015May 19, 2016Posted inShort FictionTags:Dear KFC, disgruntled customer, girlfriend, hunger, KFC, literature, love, short fictionLeave a comment on Kentucky Fried Girlfriend
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