tomorrow, I’m going to turn over a new leaf
can’t find it right this minute, but I am
come again? Where’s the leaf? Why would you ask that?
I’m turning it over tomorrow, not tonight
who gives a shit where it is, I’ll find it in the morning
what? You want to see it? Right now?
Well, fine! You want to see it? I’ll show it to you!
Fuck. Where is it?
no, I know it’s here somewhere
I know it’s here because I was looking at it earlier
I saw it and I said to myself,
“I’m turning that motherfucker over tomorrow”
shit, where is that damn leaf?
no, I’ll find it!
okay, shut up, shut up, shut up – I’ll tell you what
I’ll find it in the morning
I’m telling you, in the morning I am going
to find that leaf
and I am going to turn it right the fuck over!
now shut up and go back to sleep