I wish that I had a muscle car when I was a teenager
just so I could say those manly words:
“I had me a muscle car when I was a teenager”
as it is, I have to settle for my present best:
“I crashed my grandmother’s car in a ditch
and had to use my mother’s SUV”
or my second favourite:
“I live in a van. Want to see it?”
you would not be surprised by how many times
the latter phrase has gotten me lucky
and the former has not
