I wish that I had a muscle car when I was a teenager

just so I could say those manly words:

“I had me a muscle car when I was a teenager”

as it is, I have to settle for my present best:

“I crashed my grandmother’s car in a ditch

and had to use my mother’s SUV”

or my second favourite:

“I live in a van. Want to see it?”

you would not be surprised by how many times

the latter phrase has gotten me lucky

and the former has not