muscle car

 

I wish that I had a muscle car when I was a teenager

just so I could say those manly words:

I had me a muscle car when I was a teenager”

as it is, I have to settle for my present best:

I crashed my grandmother’s car in a ditch

and had to use my mother’s SUV”

or my second favourite:

I live in a van. Want to see it?”

you would not be surprised by how many times

the latter phrase has gotten me lucky

and the former has not

 

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