my cock gets hard when the phone rings
“It’s her! It’s her!” my mind calls out in excitement
my heart is shocked that my cock is hard
he’s offended, and like an anal roommate he yells
“Shut up and sit down, you idiot! You’ll ruin everything!”
my cock is the best friend who always tries
to hit on your date. He says in response,
“YOU’LL ruin everything. Go to sleep and let me handle it.”
all the while my mind tries to decide what to say on the phone
