my cock gets hard when the phone rings

“It’s her! It’s her!” my mind calls out in excitement

my heart is shocked that my cock is hard

he’s offended, and like an anal roommate he yells

“Shut up and sit down, you idiot! You’ll ruin everything!”

my cock is the best friend who always tries

to hit on your date. He says in response,

“YOU’LL ruin everything. Go to sleep and let me handle it.”

all the while my mind tries to decide what to say on the phone