merry xmas

my best friend cracked my rib on Xmas Day

she was stoned on date rape drugs

we ate turkey and she punched me in the face

I drank a lot of licorice liqueur and passed out

many people were there, but I don’t remember who

I bought myself a toy helicopter, and it broke in 2 hours

sometimes the best gift of all, is surviving another day

merry Xmas everyone, my head hurts

 

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